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The Hypnotist Working Mens Club on Friday evening. Caretaker to visiting artist, "You're not a hypnotist are you?". "Oh no, I am a singer. Why is there a problem ? "Well", said the caretaker, "we had an hypnotist last week and he had just got everyone under when he fell over his microphone cable and unthinkingly said "oh Sh..", and we' ve been cleaning up ever since !"